Oh goodness me, after having taken my sidekick out for a long stomp - which involved buying a new corduroy dungaree dress - ahead of going out for the afternoon to have some healing reflexology followed by meeting my friend, I’d rushed home to get changed before rushing out again. My new dress is a bit longer than I normally go for so figured I’d be okay without any shorts on underneath as my new dress has decent pockets on them. Oh my. Just oh my! What a fucking wardrobe malfunction I had! As I’m walking through the woods to get to the bus stop my bum starts feeling very draughty!