So, 4 pints of Stella later and I'm feeling ripe! But not half as ripe as I was the other day when I came across the lovely Barbie! This girl was about 6 foot tall I shit you not - but with long blonde hair and great big natural tits - spice a life! Still in the very luxurious classy end of Dundee, I was sitting there hatching imaginary eggs in the corner of the room when she walked in all tall and busty like demanding my invisible attention! Her name was Barbie (of course!) and within minutes she had stripped down and started stroking the man in the boat - Barbie didn't even wait until it got dark - the naughty lady! So it was another fantastic busty adventure for the Ham which I'm all too happy to share with you - I'm all heart me! Watch those big blonde melons in action!