Is it still called a swirlie if someone dips you face first into a vat of god-knows-what at the bottom of a port a potty? This is a custom video! Contact me if you’d like your own. This is part 2 to my “principal bullying humiliation: wedgies, laxatives, swirlies” video. Everyone mentioned in this video is 18+. I find you hiding in the teacher’s lounge, desperately trying to get a few minutes of respite from the hell that is your senior year so far. But rather than a moment of peace, you find me. You don’t know it yet, but I’m your tormenter. I tell you that I’ve been behind everything that’s happened to you so far, and the hell won’t be stopping any time soon. I laugh at and mock you, calling you a loser while I tell you that not only did I help the bullies plan your humiliation, I reward them for it. And I’ve got lots more in store for you. I’ve arranged a competition between the sports teams, and whoever beats you up the worst gets the best equipment next year.