After six weeks of sexy times across the pond in America with UncleMotherFucker (he’s camera shy when it comes to proper porn sites, but can be found on Elon’s ‘new’ site) as soon as I’d stepped through the door and made a cuppa, I was hit by just how badly my pubes needed playing with! So I popped my phone on my bed, and whilst my sidekick was still with his foster family, I had to battle to keep my other furry, white, four legged housemate out of the shot! Otherwise I’d have carried on playing for hours. Hehe.