'I don't hire just any man for the job. He has to be tough and strong, but also have the intuition to know when to be suave and gentle. The best way to test them is to see how they suck my toes and fuck my pussy. It also lets me know how well they take direction. This guy was definitely a shoe-in, pun intended. He tongue-bathed my stinky tootsies without hesitation, then gave my pussy the drilling it was craving.'