Oh my goodness! I swear my little sidekick Buddy the Bellend understands exactly what “A quick spin” means and uses his terrier-ness to turn a 20 minute whizz around the block into a 90 minute trek up and down hills! Needless to say, upon returning home I was rather desperate for a piss. Or rather, I was doing fine until my key was in the door and then my bladder went “Ooh hello there, you know how you need a pee? Well you need it NOW! GO GO GO!” So I hot-foot it to the bathroom, take up my new favourite ‘skiing’ position over the loo so that you can easily see the flow coming out my delicious smelling hairy mature pussy