So many 'straight' men are terrified to touch their hole. Far less finger it or play with their prostate.
It's estimated that, until they have a prostate exam, over 78% of heterosexual American men have no idea the exact location of their prostate, and well over that percentage state they have never fingered their arse because they believe it is gay to do so.
Having said that, it is an hilarious fact that, when asked to do so, 42% of Americans couldn't find America on a world map. Given that, it's hardly surprising the location of their own prostate is a mystery.
It is just sad to know that millions of men have refused themselves access to millions of sexually stimulating nerve endings, out of a false sense of homophobic machismo.
It hasn't always been so, but the pervasive creep of Evangelical Christianity affecting mainstream belief since the 1950s, has increased the puritanical actions of so many. Even mainstream American TV is sanitised to satisfy the religious idiots, which is both pathetic and useless.
What is even funnier, is that those same Evangelical puritans who give restricive orders to the masses, are the first ones with something up their arse... usually their heads.
Rant over.
Moral: You're not going to get this time back, so shove as many fingers up there as you can and thrash that little walnut until it begs you to stop; because you're unlikely to find a decent necrophiliac to help you fill in your last request.
It's estimated that, until they have a prostate exam, over 78% of heterosexual American men have no idea the exact location of their prostate, and well over that percentage state they have never fingered their arse because they believe it is gay to do so.
Having said that, it is an hilarious fact that, when asked to do so, 42% of Americans couldn't find America on a world map. Given that, it's hardly surprising the location of their own prostate is a mystery.
It is just sad to know that millions of men have refused themselves access to millions of sexually stimulating nerve endings, out of a false sense of homophobic machismo.
It hasn't always been so, but the pervasive creep of Evangelical Christianity affecting mainstream belief since the 1950s, has increased the puritanical actions of so many. Even mainstream American TV is sanitised to satisfy the religious idiots, which is both pathetic and useless.
What is even funnier, is that those same Evangelical puritans who give restricive orders to the masses, are the first ones with something up their arse... usually their heads.
Rant over.
Moral: You're not going to get this time back, so shove as many fingers up there as you can and thrash that little walnut until it begs you to stop; because you're unlikely to find a decent necrophiliac to help you fill in your last request.
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